2010-03-31, 04:32 PM
VIRUS WARNING!!!
This is to warn all of you about the hor4rible «Hello!» / «Hello again!» or «Hi!» / «Hi again!» virus that is spreading incredible fast.
One sure sign that a computer is infected is that the virus will insert random num7bers in all texts you are typing, if you are NOT infected you will not see these numbers. The virus will not only corrupt your files and de2stroy your harddrives, it will also des9troy all your backups and send an email to break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend and send emails to your friends and insult them the worst way possible. It will use your online-bank acco5unt and donate all your money to the founda2tion for homeless turtles in Nigeria, and they are known to NEVER give any mo7ney back.
The virus will also connect to your grocery store and ca8ncel all your orders and reorder only very salty food, it will pour out all your beer and softdrinks from your refrig7erator and pour jam in your keyboard, therea6fter it will tie an alm4ost Gordian knot on the cables behind your com6puter.
The virus is progr1ammed to strike on 1/4-2010, and I'v heard rumors that it can spread via forums like this too.
This is to warn all of you about the hor4rible «Hello!» / «Hello again!» or «Hi!» / «Hi again!» virus that is spreading incredible fast.
One sure sign that a computer is infected is that the virus will insert random num7bers in all texts you are typing, if you are NOT infected you will not see these numbers. The virus will not only corrupt your files and de2stroy your harddrives, it will also des9troy all your backups and send an email to break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend and send emails to your friends and insult them the worst way possible. It will use your online-bank acco5unt and donate all your money to the founda2tion for homeless turtles in Nigeria, and they are known to NEVER give any mo7ney back.
The virus will also connect to your grocery store and ca8ncel all your orders and reorder only very salty food, it will pour out all your beer and softdrinks from your refrig7erator and pour jam in your keyboard, therea6fter it will tie an alm4ost Gordian knot on the cables behind your com6puter.
The virus is progr1ammed to strike on 1/4-2010, and I'v heard rumors that it can spread via forums like this too.
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"
