Two Men..

[SoundGirls]

Two men have been out drinking. they are walking home and telling jokes. As they are walking over this large bridge they stop to pee.

As they are peeing off the side of the bridge one man says to the other

"This water is cold" (man 1)

"YEA and it's deep too" (man2)

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[stu8080]

WHAT??? no ones going to click the link if the jokes are that rubbish!

[McBainUK]

True, I re-read it 3 times to see if I missed something....

[McBainUK]

...alas I didnt. Was just a very bad joke

[Fatman_do]

Bad jokes with bad spam.

"A skeleton walked into a bar..."

"ordered a drink and a mop"

<drum, drum, snare>

[Chris.Day]

Paddy and Murphy are digging a huge hole in the street. Paddy goes down the hole.
"It's bloody dark down here, I can't see a bloody thing"

Murphy says, "That's OK, I've got some matches" and he proceeds to throw down the matches for Paddy.

....

Sorry, can't give the rest of the joke because it's not politically correct to tell Irish jokes.

[Fatman_do]

Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are walking along opposite sides of a river.

Paris yells "How do I get to the other side of the river?"

Britney replies "You already are on the other side!"

[Fatman_do]

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[Fatman_do]

One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.

''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.

''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''

[ShiningDragon]

Mhm, i think sub has to rework his registration form for this forum. Far too much Spambots in the last time, i think.