Microsoft buys Firefox!

martint123 · 2007-12-11, 09:44 PM

http://www.msfirefox.com/

reven · 2007-12-11, 09:53 PM

Quote:Fun at the speed of light.

Tired of slow image rendering? Microsoft Firefox 2007 can deliver online pornography at blazing fiery speeds. By using a proprietary dynamic algorithm, anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster!

ACTCMS · 2007-12-11, 09:55 PM

lol

martint123 · 2007-12-11, 10:32 PM

ho

Quote:Microsoft Firefox 2007 will run on most Operating Systems (by Microsoft).

Computer/Processor

Quadcore CPU 4.6GHz processor or higher (For the loading of Hotmail.com)

Operating Systems

Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2)
Windows XP Professional x64 Edition
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 (SP1)
All Major Linux Distributions (As if...)

Memory

To compensate for frequent memory leaks:
Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2) - 873 MB
Windows XP Professional x64 Edition - 1680 MB
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 (SP1) - 870 MB
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 ia64 - 2180 MB

Drive

Microsoft HD-DVD-ROM drive (Required to maintain dangerous CPU temperatures)

Display/Graphics

1080i or higher-resolution screen with any 512mb SLI Graphics card. (For High Definition GIF images)

Peripherals

Microsoft Mouse, Microsoft IntelliMouse, or any compatible Microsoft device. (Otherwise all hyperlinks will be disabled)

Software

Microsot Powerpoint 2007 (For exceptional Spyware Protection)

Credit Card

Microsoft accepts Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Delta and Discover.

pastro · 2007-12-11, 11:05 PM

Hopefully Firefox will benefit from this and finally get some of the great innovations that Microsoft has put in IE7 like tabbed browsing, rss compatibility and being able to chose from multiple search providers.

Deusxmachina · 2007-12-12, 02:33 AM

pastro Wrote:Hopefully Firefox will benefit from this and finally get some of the great innovations that Microsoft has put in IE7 like tabbed browsing, rss compatibility and being able to chose from multiple search providers.

Can't Opera already do that stuff?

McBainUK · 2007-12-12, 08:33 AM

Deusxmachina Wrote:Can't Opera already do that stuff?

So can Firefox, I think pastro is having a little joke... Big Grin

stustunz · 2007-12-12, 08:43 AM

yip i feel like sucker

stefan · 2007-12-12, 10:07 AM

Anyone dared to download and install yet? Smile

pBS · 2007-12-12, 12:03 PM

looks like Ms. Firefox if ya ask me...hehehe Big Grin

Now with automatic downloads, no need to click a link! haha Smile

[and the link downloads a modified IE7]

Microsoft is.....IE, the root of all evil...:eek:

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